the-vashta-nerada:

i was over at a friend’s house and his little sister made us cookies and she was like “don’t eat them right away they’re hot” and i immediately responded “fire cannot kill a dragon”

callmejude:

captainhufflepuff:

can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’

oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate

neat

golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty

fuckyeahdestielwillneverdie:

treasua:

agingerfishieinfairylights:

cas-stop-smelling-the-dead-guy:

riningear:

festivestark:

the-day-thats-green:

Who’s the asshole now?

i can’t believe JB said this, I knew he was a prick but my mind is blown

just looked it up, legit quotes 

this feels appropriate to use

THANK GOD SOMEONE FOUND ACTUAL PROOF HERE IT IS BELIEBERS: HE IS AN ACTUAL DICKWAD.

Never not reblogging this.

Yup. He said it in an interview with Rolling Stone.

territorialcreep:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

i am sobbing

this is such an important collection of images

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

derpycats:

Japan leads the world in cat-sushi technologies.

cnnbreaking:

*gets A on test*

.02% rise on grade

*gets C on test*

pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

shanehwang:

idalyem:

the-mischievous-hybrid:

Gif use A+

thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

geniustimelordphilanthropist:

That there’s what we call character development.